What is the difference between Tottenham and a triangle?....... the triangle has 3 points!
Darren Bent is ill, so Juande Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. 'What are you doing in here, Juande?' asks Wenger. 'Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,' says Wenger.
What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Spurs win? Some people actually believe Father Christmas exists.
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